So I started over-thinking the Extended Cut Control ending of ME3
“Hey, Garrus, I know I’m a giant army of cyber-zombies and space squid, but, um, you want to try getting back together?”
“Hey, Garrus, want a threesome? I’ve got bodies to spare.”
“Garrus, I’ve got the greatest force in the galaxy at my command. One way or another, I can make this work.”
“I encompass civilizations. I’m pretty sure I can also encompass your dick.”
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Fandom: Batman (Catwoman/Robin)
“His whole body shuddered as the thick cock struck his prostate and sent brilliant stinging pleasure through his nerves like he’d just eaten chocolate cake, good.”
Is this the fic where Bruce Wayne’s mind gets overwritten with Selina Kyle’s, or is there some other sequence of events that would make that possible?
(Posted to this blog because I didn’t want it showing up on my main.)
“As you can see … I re-specced my genitals.”
“I like my women like I like my coffee.”
“OHMIGOD! The planet Jupiter just asked me out on a date!”
“Well, it should be fine if I have my way with these UDP packets. Nobody will miss them, right?”
“What an insane series of events! This brilliant student is in a love triangle with her professor, and the mindless monster that he becomes under the influence of his experimental drug!”
“Sadly, our civilization fell, because we were all having too much sex.”
“I can’t believe it! I’m at the sound-stage where they filmed the Apollo landings… and I’m having sex with an alien!”
