Potential Doujin Dialogue

So I started over-thinking the Extended Cut Control ending of ME3

Tue, 15 Jan 2013 21:42:05 -0500

“Hey, Garrus, I know I’m a giant army of cyber-zombies and space squid, but, um, you want to try getting back together?”
“Hey, Garrus, want a threesome? I’ve got bodies to spare.”
“Garrus, I’ve got the greatest force in the galaxy at my command. One way or another, I can make this work.”
“I encompass civilizations. I’m pretty sure I can also encompass your dick.”

wtffanfiction: Fandom: Batman (Catwoman/Robin) “His whole body...

Thu, 27 Dec 2012 11:39:00 -0500

wtffanfiction:

Fandom: Batman (Catwoman/Robin)

“His whole body shuddered as the thick cock struck his prostate and sent brilliant stinging pleasure through his nerves like he’d just eaten chocolate cake, good.”

Is this the fic where Bruce Wayne’s mind gets overwritten with Selina Kyle’s, or is there some other sequence of events that would make that possible?

(Posted to this blog because I didn’t want it showing up on my main.)

“As you can see … I re-specced my genitals.”

Thu, 29 Nov 2012 16:02:29 -0500

“As you can see … I re-specced my genitals.”

“Ooh-oh, Catalyst-chan…”

Thu, 29 Nov 2012 08:02:13 -0500

“Ooh-oh, Catalyst-chan…”

“I like my women like I like my coffee.”

Wed, 28 Nov 2012 16:01:10 -0500

“I like my women like I like my coffee.”

“OHMIGOD! The planet Jupiter just asked me out on a date!”

Wed, 28 Nov 2012 08:00:38 -0500

“OHMIGOD! The planet Jupiter just asked me out on a date!”

“Well, it should be fine if I have my way with these UDP packets. Nobody will miss them,...

Tue, 27 Nov 2012 16:00:47 -0500

“Well, it should be fine if I have my way with these UDP packets. Nobody will miss them, right?”

“What an insane series of events! This brilliant student is in a love triangle with her...

Tue, 27 Nov 2012 08:00:51 -0500

“What an insane series of events! This brilliant student is in a love triangle with her professor, and the mindless monster that he becomes under the influence of his experimental drug!”

“Sadly, our civilization fell, because we were all having too much sex.”

Mon, 26 Nov 2012 16:00:47 -0500

“Sadly, our civilization fell, because we were all having too much sex.”

“I can’t believe it! I’m at the sound-stage where they filmed the Apollo...

Mon, 26 Nov 2012 08:00:50 -0500

“I can’t believe it! I’m at the sound-stage where they filmed the Apollo landings… and I’m having sex with an alien!”

“The trans-genic experiment was a success! You’re now part loli!” “Am I...

Sun, 25 Nov 2012 16:01:00 -0500

“The trans-genic experiment was a success! You’re now part loli!”

“Am I kAwAiI? uGuU…”

“Just because I’m dead, it doesn’t mean I don’t have needs!”

Sun, 25 Nov 2012 08:01:04 -0500

“Just because I’m dead, it doesn’t mean I don’t have needs!”

typing: “I part your honeyed folds with my slithering tongue.” *pushes chair to other...

Sat, 24 Nov 2012 16:01:11 -0500

*typing*: “I part your honeyed folds with my slithering tongue.”

*pushes chair to other side of the room*

*typing*: “I’m like putty in your hands. I moan your name in ecstasy.”

*pushes chair back*

*typing*: “It’s not enough. I clasp your succulent buttocks with my sharp-nailed hands, and redouble my tongue-lashing.”

“You may have hid from prying eyes, but I had cameras placed to cover every inch of this...

Sat, 24 Nov 2012 08:00:45 -0500

“You may have hid from prying eyes, but I had cameras placed to cover every inch of this elementary school!”

“When I built the mental domination unit, my only thought was of the potential scientific...

Fri, 23 Nov 2012 16:01:15 -0500

“When I built the mental domination unit, my only thought was of the potential scientific applications! I never expected I’d end up licking my assistant’s toes!”

“It’s finally here! The game I waited months for! Harem Janitor 7000!”

Fri, 23 Nov 2012 08:01:04 -0500

“It’s finally here! The game I waited months for! Harem Janitor 7000!”

“An angel’s gastric juices are the best!”

Thu, 22 Nov 2012 16:01:00 -0500

“An angel’s gastric juices are the best!”

“No! I won’t lose to that unpolished fapping technique!”

Thu, 22 Nov 2012 08:00:41 -0500

“No! I won’t lose to that unpolished fapping technique!”

Things I'll try to avoid...

Wed, 21 Nov 2012 20:32:00 -0500

… because I know they’ve been done:

Making a plaster cast of a penis for custom dildo/chocolate purposes.

Most permutations on alien possession, unless I can come up with something really novel-seeming.

Penis fencing.

A virtual reality game that melds your sexuality to someone else’s desires. (This has been done at least twice.)

A pornographic take on Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland/Through the Looking-Glass. (And can I just say that it still blows my mind that Alice in Sexland had a more restrained design for the White Rabbit than Batman: The Dark Knight Volume 2 did?)

Transformation serums or botched spells, unless, again, I think I’ve come up with something new.

Incarnating various figures from the Cthulhu mythos as young girls was done as an actual series, and then there was porn of it.

The first part of that statement also applies to famous fictional detectives, and, if the place I read about this in wasn’t pulling the same kind of joke as this blog, famous real-world philosophers.

More to come as I remember/encounter it.

kyary: “i love hot chicks with long legs nice hips and blonde hair” Dang, that’s a huge...

Thu, 01 Nov 2012 22:19:55 -0400

kyary:

“i love hot chicks with long legs nice hips and blonde hair”

Dang, that’s a huge cock.

~~I need to start this back up in December or something.~~

Potential Doujin Dialogue

So I started over-thinking the Extended Cut Control ending of ME3

wtffanfiction: Fandom: Batman (Catwoman/Robin) “His whole body...

“As you can see … I re-specced my genitals.”

“Ooh-oh, Catalyst-chan…”

“I like my women like I like my coffee.”

“OHMIGOD! The planet Jupiter just asked me out on a date!”

“Well, it should be fine if I have my way with these UDP packets. Nobody will miss them,...

“What an insane series of events! This brilliant student is in a love triangle with her...

“Sadly, our civilization fell, because we were all having too much sex.”

“I can’t believe it! I’m at the sound-stage where they filmed the Apollo...

“The trans-genic experiment was a success! You’re now part loli!” “Am I...

“Just because I’m dead, it doesn’t mean I don’t have needs!”

*typing*: “I part your honeyed folds with my slithering tongue.” *pushes chair to other...

“You may have hid from prying eyes, but I had cameras placed to cover every inch of this...

“When I built the mental domination unit, my only thought was of the potential scientific...

“It’s finally here! The game I waited months for! Harem Janitor 7000!”

“An angel’s gastric juices are the best!”

“No! I won’t lose to that unpolished fapping technique!”

Things I'll try to avoid...

kyary: “i love hot chicks with long legs nice hips and blonde hair” Dang, that’s a huge...

typing: “I part your honeyed folds with my slithering tongue.” *pushes chair to other...