"As you can see … I re-specced my genitals."
"I like my women like I like my coffee."
"OHMIGOD! The planet Jupiter just asked me out on a date!"
"Well, it should be fine if I have my way with these UDP packets. Nobody will miss them, right?"
"What an insane series of events! This brilliant student is in a love triangle with her professor, and the mindless monster that he becomes under the influence of his experimental drug!"
"Sadly, our civilization fell, because we were all having too much sex."
"I can’t believe it! I’m at the sound-stage where they filmed the Apollo landings… and I’m having sex with an alien!"
"The trans-genic experiment was a success! You’re now part loli!"
"Am I kAwAiI? uGuU…"
"Just because I’m dead, it doesn’t mean I don’t have needs!"